A site where my hilarious opinions are always right, and always hilarious. If you like laughing at things, here be things to laugh at. Treegnome.weebly.com is your hilarity pleasure center, your comedy G-spot. This is where you go to find funny, on a relatively small scale, compared to comedy conglomerates like Cracked.com or 9gag.com. On the other hand... I don't know... It's a humor site, ok? It's funny, probably. If you don't like it, go laugh somewhere else. Like here, or here.
So far, it's mostly articles I wrote making fun of Sega CD games 14 years ago. But WAIT! there are, get this... MORE ARTICLES COMING SOON! Some of them I'm trying to sell. You know, for money. Others are more old video game mockeries that I need to touch up before I post them. And there are some that have NEVER BEEN WRITTEN! ...Yet! As soon as I get the hang of this whole website thing, I'll have more content, more updates available. And tweaks like maybe a site news page, additional content authors, and hate mail page! Eventually i'm moving to my own domain.
Contribution: Founder, Owner, Sole Content Provider.
Status: Hot, Married.
Hi. I’m Treegnome, and I have ADHD. I know what you’re thinking: “Golly, Treegnome, what’s that?” Well, Timmy, ADHD is an acronym. An acronym is grouping of letters in which each letter in the group stands for a different word. So that should answer your- wait, huh? Oh yeah, ADHD. ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. What it means for me is that, in addition to me being awesome, my life is a pain in the ass.
It’s kind of like being The Flash. You have super-speed and a super-never-properly-explained-inability-to-run-out-of-energy, but most of the time, you have to keep it all contained and force yourself to live at the same speed as everyone else, while the rest of the Superfriends banter incessantly about how to stop the League of Villains, taking time, sweet, precious time, for terrible jokes, like, “A robbery at the tie factory? Hmm… better… go… tie up those villains! HAHAHA!!!” Well guess what, Superman? I’m fast all the time, even when I’m acting slow, so every 5 minute conversation we’ve ever had has been like a century for me. And every time you take 30 seconds to come up with a quip, it’s like 5 years has passed. Imagine standing in the same spot waiting 5 years for someone to come up with the punch line for their joke. In that time, you’ve already conceived every possible punch line to finish that joke, many of which end up being better than the actual punch line that gets delivered, but it doesn’t matter anyway since you’ve had so much time to philosophize about all of them that even the funny ones have ceased to be funny long, long ago. And after that point (the first 2 seconds) you’re still just standing there, waiting. And waiting. And waiting, paralyzed by a sense of morality and consideration of others and not wanting to be rude, mostly from that damned persistent human need for fellowship and sociality. (YES! Ok, sorry, I love it when I hope something is a word and then I type it and spellcheck says it’s a real word [unlike, “spellcheck”].) So anyway, that, Timmy, is what it would be like if you were The Flash. What? Damn it!
Ok, for real, ADHD. Umm… Ok, simple, necessary life functions either take painful amounts of concentration or just get forgotten completely. Speaking of, I forget stuff a lot. And I find it hard to keep my interest in things. And it’s hard to stay on task or finish stuff on time or finish stuff at all… You know, let’s just talk about what it means for this website. I don’t pay a lot of attention to detail, so sometimes I may completely forget what decade I’m in and end up writing an entire article reviewing a game that came out 20 years ago. And then other times